Funny Talk

Here's another compilation of the funny things I've said recently...

Early one morning, as I was washing up in the bathroom, someone (our neighbour from either above or below us) sneezed. It was a very loud one (a few times in a row) that sounded like some "barking". Giving mummy a startled look, I said "Maybe that was a sea-lion?" Hahaha!

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We were in town one day and daddy was driving slowly along a row of shop lots, trying to look for a parking space. Suddenly, I asked "Mummy, what is Reh Heh Beh?" while pointing to a building. Mummy was trying hard to figure out what I was saying until she looked up and saw the sign of RHB Bank.

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Me: Mummy, can you please don't grow very, very fat like the man in Chance of the Meatballs? (referring to the ballooning Mayor in the animated movie Cloudy With The Chance of Meatballs)

Mummy: Why?

Me: Because if you are soooooo fat, I cannot hug you anymore *sad*. I can only touch your shoulders like this *put my hands on her shoulders and looked pitiful*

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While helping mummy to water her plants, I said "Mummy, I think it is quite autumn now". Mummy's plants were obviously very neglected as I pointed at all those fallen dried-up leaves on the floor and repeated again "See all the leaves on the floor... it's quite autumn, right?

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While playing with my Barney key-chain in the car...

Me: Mummy, dinosaurs don't have ears.

Mummy: Who said?

Me: Neh, you see *shove the Barney key-chain to her*. Now, tell me, where are the ears?

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And finally... mummy found out that I am actually quite vain.

Me: Mummy, I've decided already... I'm NOT going to wear this pants out.

Mummy: Why not?

Me: Afterwards people think I'm a clown, how?

I kept insisting that this pink polka-dot leggings look like a clown's pants :(