Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Funny Talk

Here's another compilation of the funny things I've said recently...

Early one morning, as I was washing up in the bathroom, someone (our neighbour from either above or below us) sneezed. It was a very loud one (a few times in a row) that sounded like some "barking". Giving mummy a startled look, I said "Maybe that was a sea-lion?" Hahaha!

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We were in town one day and daddy was driving slowly along a row of shop lots, trying to look for a parking space. Suddenly, I asked "Mummy, what is Reh Heh Beh?" while pointing to a building. Mummy was trying hard to figure out what I was saying until she looked up and saw the sign of RHB Bank.

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Me: Mummy, can you please don't grow very, very fat like the man in Chance of the Meatballs? (referring to the ballooning Mayor in the animated movie Cloudy With The Chance of Meatballs)
Mummy: Why?
Me: Because if you are soooooo fat, I cannot hug you anymore *sad*. I can only touch your shoulders like this *put my hands on her shoulders and looked pitiful*

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While helping mummy to water her plants, I said "Mummy, I think it is quite autumn now". Mummy's plants were obviously very neglected as I pointed at all those fallen dried-up leaves on the floor and repeated again "See all the leaves on the floor... it's quite autumn, right?

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While playing with my Barney key-chain in the car...
Me: Mummy, dinosaurs don't have ears.
Mummy: Who said?
Me: Neh, you see *shove the Barney key-chain to her*. Now, tell me, where are the ears?



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And finally... mummy found out that I am actually quite vain.

Me: Mummy, I've decided already... I'm NOT going to wear this pants out.
Mummy: Why not?
Me: Afterwards people think I'm a clown, how?

I kept insisting that this pink polka-dot leggings look like a clown's pants :(

14 comments:

  1. LOL, she is so cute with her innocent chatters! I love the RHB one(she is indeed a phonic girl ya), the autumn and last but not least, her comment about her polka dot pants!^-^

    A Big Bear Hug for darling Chloe!

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  2. Wah! That neighbour sneeze really HARD! haha...until you all can hear!

    I love the polka dot leggings. So nice......

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  3. LOL, Chloe you're such a cute and funny girl ;)
    That legging is nice la, sweet ^^

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  4. LOL, children sometime talk honesty with such a loving innocent, I want to hug Chloeee hahaha so cute ;D
    I love the 'Don't grow fat' conversation hahaha such a thinkful girl.
    Ehhh the pants looks nice lah, which part like clown hahaha..

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  5. I always enjoy reading Chloe's conversations. Gwen also into phonetics now..haha.

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  6. Love kids talk :) They will not fail to crack us up with their innocent thoughts :) :) And most of the time, they were so right coz they speak as what they see :) Cute little Chloe!

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  7. LOL....sealion....really ho ho siew

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  8. The Reh Heh Beh one is so cute! Before I read further, I was scratching my head to guess the meaning - R.H.B. wakakaka!

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  9. Reh Heh Beh is funny. lol! She sure passes the phonic test.

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  10. Clown?? LOL such a vain pot girl. Her phonic is good huh Reh Heh Beh Bank Kekeke

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  11. agree with you Chloe... the pants look a bit clown..... haha... she is very cute......

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  12. gosh, she so cute lar! eeeeek mcm wanna pinch her cheeks now! hahaha!

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  13. I hope the "sea-lion" din hear ur conversation. LOL

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