Love? What Love?
I was sitting on mummy's lap and leaning on her when she started kissing, cuddling and squeezing me tightly...
Mummy: I love you sooooooooo much. So, so, so much! Can you feel my love?
Me: No, but I can feel your bones... and your skeleton!
Mummy: *Rolling on the floor laughing*
The Nursery Rhyme Critic
While reading (not singing) a popular rhyme one day...
Me: Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are... *paused for a moment and went into smart alec mode* It's a star lah. Why need to wonder? Why like that also don't know?
I asked for a few sips of Revive isotonic drink in Pizza Hut recently...
Me: Mummy, my tongue feels prickly when I drink this.
Mummy: That's because the drink has gas in it.
Me: Gas? You mean it has petrol in it? *laughs*