The Things I Say

Something Gross

Mummy never fails to do a "stool check" every time she cleans me up after my "big business". One day, she took a peek into the toilet bowl as usual and commented...

Mummy: Eeeeeeee... your poo-poo looks like the ice-cream that we had in Penang.

Me: Then you take out and eat lah!

Mummy: ..............

Too Hungry

I walked into the kitchen one day while mummy was busy preparing dinner...

Me: Mummy, is dinner ready yet?

Mummy: No, not yet.

Me: But I'm very, very hungry. I'm thiiiiiiis hungry *stretched my hands wide all the way to the back* You faster say "Oh, my poor darling" lah.

Mummy: Ooh, my poor darling....

Me: Hehehehe... *pranced away happily*

Kindergarden

Me: Mummy, when I'm in K2, it will be 2012, right?

Mummy: Yes. And in 2013, you will go to Standard 1.

Me: In 2013, I will go to a real school? A big girl's school?

Mummy: Yes.

Me: Now, I'm in P&J Kindergarden. It's only a garden, not a real school, right?

The Snake Story

I have very dry, scaly and flaky skin, especially on my legs. Mummy says if I don't apply lotion after bath everyday, my skin is going to look like a snake. One day, this was what I told her...

Me: Mummy, if you don't put lotion on my legs, I will die.

Mummy: Hey, cannot say that!

Me: If you don't put lotion, then I will turn into a snake. Y

ou hate snakes so much (yes, mummy ABHORS snakes), you will step on me and kill me. Then no more me already lor! Die lor!

Heart-warming

Me: Mummy! Mummy! Mummmmmyyyyyyyyy!

Mummy: Yes?

Me: I LOVE YOU *big smile* I love you sooooooooooo much!

Mummy: Why do you love me so much?

Me: Because you always take good care of me!

A Warning

A few days after the "lost and found" incident in Amcorp Mall...

Me: Mummy, if you don't take care of me properly, I will be lost forever and ever ah! I'm warning you ah!

Mummy: Ok, ok... I know...

Unfinished Lunch

Mummy always finds bits and pieces of unfinished lunch in my lunch box. Sometimes, it can be just a small corner of a piece of bread or just two grapes.

Mummy: Why can't you just eat this up? So little also want to bring home...

Me: Because I don't want to be the last. Teacher says who finish last must wipe the table. I don't want to wipe the table!