Money Talk and Other Talks

During our recent visit to Pavilion, mummy let me toss 10 sen into the Pavilion Crystal Fountain. Right after that, I told her...

Me: I like throwing coin into the fountain.

Mummy: Would you like to throw another one? (She had in mind to give me just 5 sen)

Me: No, don't want to waste money!

Both daddy and mummy were pleasantly surprised and beaming with pride when they heard that. They have never mentioned the phrase "waste money" to me before and they were glad that I had some basic money sense in me.

Prudent girl... it's in the blood hehe!

Other Talk 1

I was talking non-stop from school all the way back home, right up to my bath and lunch. After about 20 minutes' of endless chattering, I took a deep breath, paused and said, "I don't want to talk anymore. Talk until my tongue also tired already!"

Other Talk 2

Mummy was talking to me while I was having my lunch. She asked me something but I was too "busy" to answer her. She asked again and I continued to ignore her, while chomping down my meal like a hungry horse. Slightly annoyed, she asked again in an angry tone, "I'm talking to you! Can you please answer me?" Equally irked by her endless questions, I retorted, "I'm too hungry to talk right now. Ask me later!"

Conditional Love

Mummy was glued to her laptop as usual when I went over to her, hugged her and said I Love You.

Me: Mummy, I love yoooooooou...

Mummy: Really? Why do you love me?

Me: Because it's Mother's Day ma..

Mummy: *Ceh, was expecting a more flattering answer* What if it's not Mother's Day? Will you still love me?

Me: *Very spontaneously* NOPE!

Mummy: *frowned*

And then I continued... (this part was not expected)

Me: Daddy also same. When it's Father's Day, I love daddy. When it is not, I don't love him.

*Crrraaaashhhh* I can almost hear daddy and mummy's hearts shatter into bits haha!

Of Savings and Onions

Finally, the stack of angpau, which has been sitting on mummy's dressing table since CNY, has been cleared away.

Let's count the money now. Oh before that, must take some photos of my collection first.

I insisted on squatting in the middle like this... nice meh? *mummy shakes head*

When told to pick my favourite, I chose these...

... simply because they were the cutest!

I had quite a number of RM50, thanks to my many generous relatives, followed by RM10, a handful of RM2 and a few RM5...

We went to the "camel bank" (that's what I called it) to deposit the cash into my savings account. On our way to the bank...

Mummy: What would you like to buy with all this money?

Me: *very confidently* Veggie, of course! ("Of course" hahaha!)

Mummy: Some more?

Me: Banana...

Mummy: Some more?

Me: Onions...

Onions? Hahaha! Funny or not? Onions. What a joker I am!

Mummy asked me the same question last year and my answer was just as boring. Well, that's me.... sensible, practical and realistic... and maybe, frugal like daddy and mummy haha!

An "Ah Choo" Story

What do you do when you are about to sneeze and your mouth is full? Here's what happened while I was having my dinner a few days ago:

With a mouth full of rice, I had a sudden urge to sneeze. *Ah choo... ah choo..... ah choo* I sneezed, three times in a row. After that, I smiled and looked very impressed, as if I had just performed a great feat. I then asked mummy "Do you know why my rice didn't fly out? Because I kept them here *pointing to my cheeks*

Daddy and mummy burst into laughter after hearing my explanation. In just that split second, I managed to quickly "evacuate" my food to a "safer" place haha!

Full of antics, even during mealtimes

Hahaha!

I see this little car on my way to school every day (the yellow Mini).

The first time I saw it...

Mummy: Look, BB! That's Mr Bean's car.

Me: Oooooh... you mean Mr Bean came out of the tv and drove his car here?

Mummy: Hahaha!

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Hayley jie-jie gave me a big bag of lovely hand-me-down dresses recently.

While taking my bath one day...

Mummy: After this, let's wear a new dress, ok?

Me: I don't have time to dress up.

Mummy: Huh?

Me: I said I don't have time to dress up!

Mummy: Hahaha!

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Every morning, while preparing for school, I'm always moving like a slow-loris so mummy has to constantly remind me to hasten my movements...

Mummy: Hurry up, we're running late!

Me: Noooo... we are walking late. Mummy, you say "walking late" lah. We walk to school, not run!

Mummy: Hahaha!

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Mummy bought some new CNY clothes for daddy recently. After washing and folding them, she showed them to me and asked:

Mummy: See, daddy's new clothes. Nice or not?

Me: Nice!

Mummy: These are young boys' clothes, you know... to make daddy look younger when he wears them.

Me: But daddy is an old man! How can?

Mummy: Hahaha!

I Want to Get Married

Seated on mummy's lap, we were hugging and kissing each other when suddenly, I was struck by this geram-attack. I squeezed her cheeks, hugged her tightly, and said:

I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCH! I WANT TO MARRY YOU!

In between chuckles, mummy wondered... where did I learn that from???!!!

I Want To Be 200

I like to stand at the height measuring chart and say "I want to be one hundred" (although I have no idea what that means). Maybe because earlier, mummy was always asking "have you reached 100 yet?"

Today, I did that again. Standing at the chart, I said loudly...

Me: I want to be one hundred! I want to be one hundred!

Mummy: You ARE already 100. You are one hundred and three (referring to my height of 103cm)!

Me: Oh... *paused for a 5-second thought* Then I want to be 200!

Mummy: *gasp* Oh no you don't! You'd be a giant then. Cannot shop for clothes. Cannot find boyfriend bla bla bla...

LOL!

103cm - that's my current height, at 3 years 4 months old

My Helmet

This homemade "helmet" kept me occupied the whole day today. Yes, I made it all by myself. Although it's far from resembling a real helmet, I looked kinda cute in it so mummy leaned over to take a photo of me...

While I co-operatively smiled at the camera, I also added:

"The helmet is to protect your head, not take photo!!"

LOL!

Still wearing it at night haha! What a silly girl!

To Laugh Or Not To Laugh

When mocked, crack a joke.

Today, while walking to the car on our way out...

Me: Where are we going?

Mummy: You have been very, very naughty today. We're throwing you away. Bring you to the river and throw you there!

Me: But... I didn't bring my swimsuit!!

Mummy & Daddy: *to laugh or not to laugh*

HAHAHAHA! They laughed, of course.

Blueberry Bao

We were having tea at a nearby coffeeshop and Gung-gung had ordered some bao to go with the drinks. I tried both the tau-sar (red bean paste) and kaya bao.

When asked which was nicer, I said "the blueberry one" while pointing to the tau-sar bao. Haha!

Blueberry bao, anyone? Hehe!

A Self-Created Joke

Today, I decided to give the nursery rhyme Row, Row, Row Your Boat a little twist by making fun of the song...

Row, row, row your poooooooot

Who fart? Hahahahaha!!

I don't know what others think about my self-created joke but to me, I thought it was really funny. I kept repeating it and couldn't stop laughing. Hahahaha!

(I think daddy and mummy found it funny too cos I caught them giggling away at a corner)

Cow vs Pig

Sometimes when I am overly rough during playtime, daddy would describe me as a "cow".

Daddy: Aiyo BB, you are very "cow" lah...
Me: No, BB an na (is a) pig. I like pig. Pig very cute... (what I meant to say was that pigs are cuter, so I'd rather be a pig)
Daddy & Mummy: Hahahaha...

2 Noses?

Mummy: BB, how many eyes do you have?
Me: (Pointing to my eyes) One... two.
Mummy: Yes. How many ears do you have?
Me: (Touching my ears) One... two.
Mummy: Correct! How many nose do you have?
Me: (Poking my finger into my nostrils) One... two!
Mummy: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The First Supper

I had a very rare treat today. It was my first "meal" at McDonald's. It was close to 10pm (my usual bedtime) and here I was, enjoying my very first "late night" supper.

I ate some flattened fries (with oil squeezed out as dry as possible), a few small mouthfuls of Fillet O Fish and banana pie, and some chocolate sundae...



Yum-yum... better savour this to the max cos we don't get to do this often.

On the way home, a funny conversation was heard in the car:

Mummy: BB, where did we go just now?
Me: McDonald... Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O....
Mummy & Daddy: HAHAHAHAHA!!

They think I'm the best joker around.