Daddy: BB, you peed in the playhouse, it's dirty and smelly now. Throw it away, ok?
Me: (Just stared at him blankly)
Daddy: Throw it away, ok? (And he dragged it to the main door)
Me: (Burst into tears and cried as loud as I could) Waaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Mummy: Aww... aww... (sayang, sayang) no lah, joking with you only...
Me: (What joke? It's not funny at all! Cried louder) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Hey, what are you doing? This is no ordinary squatter house, I tell you!
Using the most effective secret weapon to defend my little cosy abode - tears!
Aiyoh. You are so cute and poor thing with the chicken pox. Good thing it's going to go away. You are going to grow up a very very pretty girl.
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